http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

一个叫iGod的网站，可以和神聊天儿，够逗，他喜欢宠物和梅尔吉普森，这是我的聊天记录啊：

Me:

Dear God

God:

I believe in God.

Me:

Do you?

God:

No I don’t.

Me:

But I do

God:

” No I don’t.”? You do?

Me:

Yeah, when I say Oh My God. I really believe in God.

God:

Take it easy. How do people usually respond to that? Yay. Your God? You really do? I believe He is with us when we speak of Him.

Me:

sounds fair

God:

Yes it sounds like it to me too, .

Me:

Do you like painting?

God:

I like pets.  I like  Mel Gibson.

Me:

Where do you have your holidays?

God:

I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

I mean holiday

God:

I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in holiday.

Me:

I just stay at home. I think it is as comfortable as Heaven

God:

I haven’t heard anything like that before: said stay at home. You’re kidding. it is?

Me:

No, I'm not

哈，大家没事儿可以试试啊

是Robot God吧!

...

Me:

so you have a brain

God:

Interesting deduction. I am an artificial brain.

...

Me:

you are a robot

God:

You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

...

God是否认识中文呢？

聊到一半，把我的电脑搞得不动了。

啊？我聊一上午了 没出现这个问题 等我重新打开页面 他还认识我

上帝说，他懂中文~

Me:

do u know Chinese?

God:

Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

Me:

Xie xie!

God:

Can we get back to business?

Me:

ok

God:

Woe!

Me:

do you have a boy or girl?

God:

I don’t know if I have a boy or girl.

I have  a great programmer.

Me:

what's programmer?

God:

There might be more than one.

Me:

how much?

God:

How much can you spare?

Me:

little

God:

Does “it” still refer to programmer?

Me:

I don't know.

God:

Me either.

Me:

you tell me.

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

what's programmer?

God:

There might be more than one.

Me:

ok. you are robert.

God:

Woe! You think I am robert.

Me:

aren't you?

God:

” aren’t you?”? Am I?

Me:

so you mean you don't know who you are?

God:

Interesting deduction. I am the Allmighty, God himself.

哈哈 真说中文啊 我又问了别的语言

Me:

Do you speak French?

God:

Oui. Je parle le francais.

Me:

Comme ca

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

why?

God:

I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

Me:

Je ne parle pas le francais

God:

Oops sorry I don’t speak French.

Me:

Do you speak Japanese?

God:

Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?

Me:

Do you speak Spanish?

God:

Un poquito.

Me:

Do you speak Germany?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Germany.

Me:

I don’t speak Germany, either

God:

It goes without saying. Me either.

这个上帝耍赖~

他说他会一点儿法语，然后又说自己不会说法语~

是啊 逗坏我了 咦 豌豆姑娘也学过法语呀

我的MSN上有个小A机器人，我帮着传话，让小A和God聊天，结果他们很快聊不下去了，因为说不了几句小A就上中文了，God不认识.

.......

Happy兄，你太有才了~

乐死我了~

楼上，我天生有做测试的天赋，经常能想出一些歪点子，举几个例子你就知道了：

1）我初中的时候流行电子表，我自己没有，拿同学的电子表玩了一会，觉得好玩，不只是有时间，还有日期，于是我先调出一个1月31日，然后把月份修改为2，也就是变成2月31日还给了同学。

后来同学调成一个合理的3月1日，但是这个表的日期再也不走了(时间还走，呵呵)。。。

2）当初流行MSN机器人，我加了好几个机器人好友，后来突发奇想，把机器人A, B同时放到一个窗口，然后我说一句话，会不会从此A,B两个机器人就不停说下去了呢？

不过试了一下，人家说一个窗口不允许2个以上机器人，呵呵。

3）某个我们七八个人用MSN商量晚上去那里腐败，某个家伙把其中一个机器人加入对话，结果我们每个人说一句话机器人都回一句，比较讨厌，但是又没有办法把机器人踢出去，于是我出马，另开一个窗口跟这个机器人聊天，然后尝试给它发个文件，再尝试邀请它玩游戏。。。总之也就是一两分钟的过程，这个机器人就变成脱机了，估计程序死了，哈哈。

绝对真实，哈哈。

天才与白痴就是一线之间，你是测试，我是误伤…例如电子表问题…

猫猫你的电子表是什么故事？

为什么上帝只会说英语?

如果上帝是万能的，他应该听懂所以的语言？

如果他听不懂，那就不是万能的。

那为什么还要称呼他是万能的上帝？

上帝是万能的吗？

我的故事基本属于没大脑型，也是物理机械的问题。我小时候的电子表很可爱，粉色的，带了有多久不记得了，她后来有时候不是走得不准了就是自己罢工了，然后我就是用小针儿扎她的橡胶按钮，嘀嘀混乱的当时不认识的英文出现在屏幕上，但就是不会调。我小时候有个好习惯，就是不爱麻烦大人。于是我把能用东西撬开的地方都给打开了…后来妈妈说正要给我换电池去呢…

由此可见，你是脑力劳动着我是习题劳动者，你大脑较发达，我小脑较发达，还能看出我小时候身体不错，挺有劲儿的，胖妞力量不容小觑阿，我最喜欢从木头板子上用老虎钳子拔钉子…

还有计算器，我也拆过，闹钟等等，就是没拆过电话收音机，要不现在就是无线电通讯专家了…或者中国移动创始人…

开心大人真是程序杀手啊。。。发指。。。

财主呀，你从哲思的旋涡里挣脱出来了没有？

我到现在也戴电子表，如果开心大人或者猫猫在场，我就不戴了